Coffee is more than just a drink – it’s a staple of daily life for millions of people around the world. From its rich aroma to its bold flavor, coffee has a way of bringing people together and providing a much-needed boost of energy to start the day.
With its widespread popularity and undeniable influence, it’s no surprise that coffee has inspired countless jokes, quotes, and sayings over the years. From witty one-liners to more profound observations, coffee quotes offer a unique perspective on this beloved beverage and the role it plays in our lives.
In this blog post, have 29 of the funniest coffee quotes out there. From jokes about the effects of caffeine to observations about the joys of coffee-drinking, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and put you in a coffee-loving mood.
So, whether you’re looking to brighten up your day, or just want to enjoy some humorous coffee-related musings, read on!
29 of the Funniest Coffee Memes
Read on and see how many of these you can relate to.
1. A Rabbit With Coffee Sense
We all know the feeling. You wake up in the morning, the sun is shining through your window, the birds are singing, and the scent of fresh air fills the room.
You yearn for the scent of a fresh pot of coffee brewing to carry you down to the kitchen the way an apple pie carries a cartoon character through a house. And the worst part of it all is there are people in the house who need coffee just as much as you do. So if the coffee scent isn’t there it better be soon or else everyone’s morning is going to turn slightly worse.
2. Morning Madness
For centuries on end, people have said dogs are man’s best friend. I beg to differ. Coffee is man’s best friend and also man’s most low-maintenance friend. Coffee understands that one’s morning silence is sacred and should never be disturbed.
There’s nothing quite worse than someone asking useless and pointless questions in the morning forcing your brain to work when it’s obviously not ready. No one wants to hear those questions. And no one wants to be the person who asks them. My piece of advice? Do as coffee does and respect a person’s morning silence.
3. The Effects of Coffee
Have you ever had the feeling that you drank a bit too much coffee in the morning? Don’t worry. You aren’t alone. Everyone has woken up one-day feeling extra groggy and extra tired. And since we all know that coffee wakes us up when we’re feeling tired, so if we’re feeling extra tired it would make sense to drink extra coffee, right?
It’s a lesson we’ve all learned the hard way. How many times have you been in the middle of a conversation in the morning and you all of a sudden feel your heart rate jump, your pupils dilate, and you all of a sudden become hyper-aware of your surroundings? And as any experienced coffee-drinker will tell you, it’s best to just ride the caffeine out. Don’t worry. It doesn’t last forever.
4. The Zen Effect of Coffee
While we’ve all had to deal with the feeling of having too much coffee, you have to admit it’s hard to stop drinking after your first sip. Regardless of the weather, the season, or the type of morning you’re having, that first sip of coffee will always put you in a better mood.
Like the first rain during a hot summer, the first sip of coffee in the morning invigorates all the senses. You smell it, you feel the warmth, you taste it, you see it, and the best part: you feel it.
5. Spongebob Friendly Coffee
Most people wake up in the morning and can’t wait for breakfast. But for us coffee-heads, we race to the kitchen in the morning to brew us a warm cup of joe, not a plate of scrambled eggs. The ideal morning consists of great weather, cool air, and a warm cup of coffee.
The important thing to remember is we’re looking for a WARM cup of coffee, not a piping HOT one. Burning your tongue on that first sip of coffee isn’t just annoying, it doesn’t just make you feel bad.
It’s heartbreaking and makes you feel betrayed. So remember to check if you’re coffee’s just right before taking your first sip because you only have one chance at a proper first sip in the morning.
6. Picasso the Percolator
Describing one’s state before their coffee in the morning as “out of sorts” is an understatement. Jumbled would be much more accurate. While Picasso’s abstractions are great on work of art, it isn’t a great way to feel in the morning.
After all, we all have things to do in the morning and we can’t afford to not know the difference between left and right. But we can’t help it. Mornings can be tough for a lot of people. That’s why we have coffee. And thank God for coffee.
7. The Grinch Who Screamed For Coffee
We all know that the Grinch tried to steal Christmas. But have you ever wondered what made him so cranky in the first place? My best bet is he ran out of coffee. Or even worse, he didn’t have enough coffee. Because we all know the only thing worse than not having coffee is not having enough coffee.
Being teased by a caffeine buzz that’s almost there but not quite is usually no problem. We can always have a second cup after all. But when we can’t? Well, we all turn into the Grinch who tried to steal Starbucks.
8. Star Wars: The Original Cut
We all know that the original story in George Lucas’ head involved Luke, Leia, Han, Obi-Wan, and Chewie having a tall cup of coffee before saving the galaxy. How else do you think they were able to dodge all those Storm Trooper bullets.
How do you think Luke was able to train in Dagobah? There’s no way he would be able to stand the training and his slightly annoying trainer without coffee. It probably didn’t help either that the words coming out of Yoda’s mouth were all jumbled.
9. Polar Bear
We’d do anything for coffee. Just as any coffee-lover out there what they’d do for a cup of coffee in the morning and see for yourself. Don’t be surprised if they give you crazy eyes and describe what they’d do for that cup of joe.
The image probably won’t be too far off from that polar bear carrying a chainsaw. And I’m not exaggerating. Coffee’s important. And nothing will get in the way of that.
10. What a Difference a Cup Makes
You never want to call anyone a monster, but it can sometimes be the only way to accurately describe a caffeine lover before their first cup of coffee. If the only condition to having gremlins is to not feed them after midnight, the only condition to living with a coffee lover is to never let them go a morning without their coffee.
Otherwise, you will see a side to them that they don’t even want to show themselves. Trust me, it’s best to always have a cup of coffee ready in the morning. Both for you and the coffee-lover.
11. In The Dog House
Ever wonder why dogs are so well-loved? It’s because they always have the happiest and most joyful look on their faces. And did you know humans can have that exact same look on their face? If you don’t believe it, all you have to do is try it yourself. It’s quite easy, actually.
Just give them a nicely brewed cup of coffee. If you do that, simply sit back, relax, and watch as joy and happiness slowly feel their face. And if they have too much of it, they’ll even add a goofy touch to the look.
12. The Power of Coffee
If kryptonite could take away all of Superman’s abilities, caffeine could probably restore it. It’s no lie that coffee can make you feel like a superhero, that’s why it’s such a great way to kickstart your day. Feeling the coffee kick in can kind of give you the feeling that you’re slowly putting on your superhero outfit and getting ready to save the day. And boy, does it feel good to save the day.
13. Who Gives A Hoot?
Have you ever seen a video of an owl going from cute-mode to intimidate-mode? It’s quite amazing, actually. These birds truly are masters of expression. In fact, their moods can be easily described in terms humans can easily understand and comprehend.
It can even be said that humans make these same expressions. Of course, what causes these faces for us isn’t so much due to evolution as it is a lot of caffeine. Or a lack of caffeine.
14. Decaf Dark Roast
Of course, coffee tastes great, smells great, and looks great. But we all know the real reason we need our coffee. It’s that kick that wakes us up in the morning and makes productivity flow.
That’s why decaf isn’t exactly the most sought-after coffee out there. It tastes the same, smells the same, but it just doesn’t feel the same. While it does do the trick for some people, most coffee-lovers out there aren’t exactly the biggest fans of decaf. And that might actually be an understatement.
15. Into the Abyss
While “The Sound Of Silence” is a very melancholic song, it’s referenced here with the utmost sincerity. The darkness seen in a cup of black coffee is definitely an old and constant friend of coffee drinkers.
And one that will always be welcome in their life. In fact, they probably rely on that friend a bit too much. After all, wouldn’t it be a bit creepy if your best friend was cranky the whole day because you didn’t get to see each other?
16. You Lookin at Me?
You know you’re with a real coffee drinker if you see them turn their head whenever they smell coffee and look for the source. While that may be funny, the look on their face is even more intense when they hear someone talking about coffee.
Chances are, that person might even interrupt the conversation to suggest that everyone get a cup of coffee. And just because no one agrees with them doesn’t mean they’re going to stop themselves. They might actually just leave the conversation to get that cup of coffee on their own.
17. Kitten Addiction
Can you remember you first felt the amazing effects of caffeine? Well, if you don’t let me remind you. It begins with you not noticing anything, actually. Then you begin noticing EVERYTHING.
You become more aware of the world around you, you all of a sudden want to start moving, working, listening to music, and exercising all at the same time. You feel your heart rate increase and the blood course through your veins and you tell yourself, “coffee is great”. And that started a relationship with coffee that you will cherish forever.
Contrary to popular beliefs, the women that people thought were “witches” before weren’t actually brewing scary and dangerous potions in their cauldrons. In fact, what was actually being made in those big pots was actually a great, big, warm, and tasty batch of coffee. And this is where their magic came from.
The caffeine would enable them to be smarter, work smarter, and be more productive than everyone else. And the people at the time just couldn’t comprehend what was making these “witches” so magical. Little did they know it was the magical black coffee bean powering them throughout the day.
19. Mad Monday
Mornings in general can be very hard for some people. But no morning is quite harder than Monday morning. It’s the morning after that killer weekend of friends and parties on Saturday, and a whole day of rest on Sunday. None of us ever want to get back into the daily grind of the nine to five, but it has to be done.
How do we get it done, you ask? Well, all it takes is a whole lot of coffee, some patience, and a positive attitude. Oh, and also, we make sure to look ahead. And by looking ahead, I mean keeping your eyes on Friday, when work’s done for the week and you can do it all again.
20. Donut What to Do
This might come as a surprise to non-coffee drinkers, but us coffee-drinkers actually drink our coffee for your sake as much as ours. Of course, when we don’t get that cup of coffee in the morning we can be cranky, and in even worse cases, flat-out mean. But we’ll easily move on from that.
We can wake up the next morning, have a cup of coffee, be in a great mood, and it will be like nothing ever happened. Everyone else who had to witness our bad mood, however, might take a bit longer to recover. So for the sake of everyone, we always make sure we have coffee. It’s not for me (well, maybe a little), it’s for you.
The look when you tell us when your leaving and their is no more coffee left. Whether drinking coffee at home or on the road coffee is the drink that helps you get through the day. But you may need to get up early in order to get a cup before its all gone.
22. Giving Thanks
It seems like everyone loves coffee these days… even squirrels. I can only imagine this is what a squirrel does when he wakes up in the morning and find out another Mrs. Squirrel has already made the coffee. He just knows its going to be a great day whether he finds any nuts or not!
23. Coffee Holdup
Desperate times call for desperate measures. These are thoughts that go through your head when you get to the office or and home and someone is putting the last of the coffee into their cup.
24. Effects of Cold Brew
With the every increasing popularity of cold brew and iced coffee as well as all the other cold coffee options that are out there today, this is how it must feel to those who have spent their whole life drinking hot coffee.
25. Positive and Negative
Feeling a little tired and sluggish in the morning? Or are your friends telling you that you always seem to be in a bad or grumpy mood? Well next time just tell them that the next time they see you to bring some coffee (locally roasted, if possible) and they will be amazed at how you change.
26. Time to Plugin
We have probably all been there. We had a late night and had to get up in the morning and get to the office. Then, ehen you get to the office and all you want is that first cup of coffee to get the day started but the boss is asking you a million questions
27. The Coffee Effect
A look into our public and private lives. A vision of how we all look and geel when we first wake up in the morning and before we have had that first cup of coffee and then how feel when we are hanging out at a local coffee shop having that afternoon coffee of light roasted single origin coffee from Ethiopia.
28. Kool Kermit
You don’t have to be one that studies the bible to understand this one! I am sure there is a different interpretation of this between men and women but I am sure all the women would agree that this should be case every day and not just mothers day or ones birthday.
If you are not already religious, reading something like this almost certainly will make you want to take your significant other to next Sunday’s service.
29. Coffee Marks the Spot
The famous saying is that X marks the spot but in todays day and age we have changed that. As long as you there is plenty left in the cup I think I am going to be ok.